Last Friday night I had a call at 3:15am and it went like this:
Caller: Hi, is this the emergency doctor?
Me: Yes, this is Dr. Chanelle, how can I help you?
Caller: I just moved to town and my dog just got skunked out in my yard.
Me: Okay, is the dog doing alright?
Caller: Yes but I need you to come to the clinic and give her a bath.
Me: Uhhh, sorry but I don't bathe skunk dogs in the middle of the night. In fact, I don't ever bathe skunk dogs.
Caller: Well I can't sleep with her in the house unless you bathe her.
Me: Then put her outside and go back to sleep. Pick up some Skunk-Off tomorrow morning when I'm at the clinic.
Caller: You sure you can't bathe her tonight?
Me: Goodnight.
New college kids moving to town just creates all kinds of chaos. I'm turning into a local because I hate when they come back to town.
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